NSFW jokes ahead! You have been warned!
Note: These have been shamelessly copied from Reddit.
Joke #1:
I was fired from the keyboard factory today.
I assume I wasn’t their type.
Joke #2:
I just found out that watermelons are 92% water…
…In completely unrelated news, I’m never eating another kumquat.
Joke #3:
I had to give a fecal sample today but the nurse said it wasn’t enough. She asked if I would be willing to give her another sample…
…I told her I couldn’t give two shits.
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